|Proverbs, aphorisms, quotations (English)||by Linux fortune|
|Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.|
|You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success.|
You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white
plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised
as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World.
-- Dave Barry, "How to Dress for Real Success"